– It is more important to have good health insurance than good health.
–There will be times when good neighbors are more important than a good neighborhood.
– Trying to “teach someone a lesson”never works.
–Rainbows are God’s way of reminding us that beauty is an optical illusion, except in sports cars.
–You will never become a rock star.
–Always imply, in every possible way, that the person you’re talking to is smarter, better-looking, slimmer, and more successful than they really are.
– An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of substance.
–People who live in glass houses are idiots.